Witness Times... The saga continues... Another Victory!

Sunday
August 13th





ANOTHER VICTORY FOR WITNESS TIMES! In a suprising move yesterday, the Udyogamandal School Management decided to listen to the pleas of the +2 students, and the immensive strike put up by STD XII, by deciding to change The Woman In The Red Dress from her current position as the Physics Teacher, and to appoint a new teacher instead.

Witness Times Correspondent, Agent M, reported from Udyogamandal School yesterday that the new teacher being interviewed was better than any so far. Mr J, school captain, said, "Our only sorrow is that we couldnt give Mrs Red a decent send off" ("by kicking the boot in her ass!" he later added).

As we celebrate this victory at the Witness Times Head Quarters, yet another suprise follows. It seems that we have hit A HALF CENTURY in posts! Yes ladies and gentlemen, The e-Witness Times, the digital survivor, started a year ago, of The Witness Times, has hit 50 posts with this amazing news of The Woman In The Red Dress's departure!




But since time is always against us, we have to stop here... But stay tuned for MORE Witness Times. But before we end, a word from our editor -

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