Trains befooled... The Women In The Red Dress releases the BETA version of her hypothesis

Friday
August 4th




Today, the much acclaimed and infamous Mrs Women In The Red Dress (refer to : [III] Woman In The Red Dress Yon Secrets Within , [II] She strikes back - Woman In The Red Dress , [I] The Woman In The Red Dress ) released her hypothesis, which was long rumoured to be in the making.

The BETA version of the hypothesis titled "That Meanse, trains will run, yes no?" was released for public opinion today in the Physics period. The hypothesis was put under careful scrutiny by the 12 STD students. Agent M reported that project was a First Class one, and one which would gain The Women In The Red Dress all laurels in Dr. Nair's Mental Hospital, Kochi.

According to her hypothesis, trains(electric OR diesel) run by the current produced due to the rubbing of the conduction stick on top of the train, with the wire above it. The thesis further says that the electricity thus produced, cannot light a 60 watt bulb, but can power a train pulling 20 compartments, going at 140 Kmph. The hypothesis also states that there is absolutely no electric current present in the wires.

It is rumoured that The Woman In The Red Dress will be sending in this report to The Nobel Prize Selection Commitee for their approval, and her Nobel Prize in Physics.

The Woman In The Red Dress also released her "Discpline La' Teaching" a few days ago, where in she advised all teachers to teach innovatingly, like she did. "To take an example," she said, "teach the Flemming's Right Hand Rule with your Left Hand to ensure better confusion in class."

But Witness Times Vast Conspiracy Department calculates that she will be gone by the end of the academic term. As per WTVCD, her method of teaching is directly propotional to a sloth teaching a slug how to vomit, and thus her students will more or less "kick her on the butt" before the damage exceeds the critical value. But conspirologists from Witness Times challenged this report : the fact remains, anyone who kicks her but will need to spend the least of 2 months in a hospital for breaking his/her foot by the foolish act of kicking a two ton rock.

Meanwhile, The Woman In The Red Dress is to represent the Udyogamandal School Teaching Community in the students interschool cultural event, The Vox Populi (http://witnesstimes.blogspot.com/2005/10/kaise-laga-acha-laga-how-was-it.html). The reason behind it was exposed recently - last year, another school had challenged The Udyogamandal School; and The Udyogamandal School is sending in Mrs Red to emphasise on the fact that even their worst, is so massive...

Thats all for now, ladies and gentlemen, about Udyogamandal School, and that ass of a woman - Mrs Red. But before we say adieu, we apologise for not posting any news for the last one month - we had a complaint with out data processing services (in short, the guy who's typing up this s**t right now was in the hospital).

So dear reader, adieu for now, but stay tuned to Witness Times - 'coz we'll be back for youuuuuuu!

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