June 19th
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Witness Times has atlast uncovered the secrets within that catacombic brain of the Woman In The Red Dress(Oh! WT Scientists are estimating a minsicule brain amounting to a little more than a thousand neurons...) . Close examinations of her bodily actions, behavioral instincts, and acute characteristics, have lead the WT Scientists to a amazing discovery...
Meanwhile, The Witness Times Vast Consipracy Department has uncovered the facts about The Woman In The Red Dress's previous employer. Taking in to consideration the blowzy poses, charecteristical dressing, the sluttish way of talking, and the floppy forms of makeup, we have concluded that The Woman In The Red Dress previously worked for either of these two companies : Hustler, or Playboy...
Indeed, just the last day, a student asked a doubt, and to explain the query(which we presume was a useless gesture, since the student would end up more confused than previously), she attained a pose, worthy of Britney Spears, with the fatter part of her sticking out into the air, like in porno movies ;) . Neverthless, Mr S of STD XII, annoyed at being "butted around" utilized the oppurtunity, and positioned his pen, such that it inflicted many a shark pricks on you know where...
The amazing fact is that The Woman In The Red Dress felt the pricks, but never acknowledged the fact :) . She might presume that he's just getting, uh, "closer" to "knowing his teacher". Condolences to Mr S, and his (ex)girlfriend Ms A.
Annnndddddd.... The final triumph. As we mentioned earlier, the scientists have discovered her secret ambition...
She believes that Newton might have left out a couple of points in his gravitational theory. So she's out to prove those remaining points... Not by hard work, or thought, or imagination. We saw her more prevalant hobbies as strange... Irritating kids, irritating her husband, puncturing Tata Indigo tires, and finally, standing under coconut trees???!!!
Yep. As the apple fell on Netwon's head, she believes that a cocunut on her head will drill the secret formulas into her head... I pity the poor cocunut... But as Mr AB asked, what difference does it make if a cocunut falls on a jackfruit?
Anyway, we leave the story here for the time being... We wish our very best to the sluttish, hopeless, brainless, irritating, cocunut-happy, fat, obese, yucky, Playboy'is, Hustler'is, Woman In The Red Dress, in attaining her dream of a cocunut over hear head(we could help her too...). Our very best to Mr S, in attaining his dreams ;) , and our condolences to Ms A...
Asta la vista...
The Witness Times
The Witness Times News Corps 2006
[this article is NOT false NOT exaggerated]
U seem to have a serious problem with the woman in the red dress. Instead of these insane comments,u better follow up with the authoriries requesting action.By posting these kind of bizzare blog entries, u are putting our school and its alumni to shame - and of course, unfortunately for u, no harm to the woman in red dress whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteYou are in class XII rite ? You should stand up for ur age.
Anyways, its ur call
Who art thou stranger?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, we have complained to the authorities many many times...
And please stop critizing the way I blog ;)
its just your age that drives u to write articles of these nature. you will realize this when u really grow up.
ReplyDeleteIts good to blog, but blog healthy.
btw, about criticisms on ur blog, well just think about it :-)
Quoting ur own teacher as "sluttish" and a playmate isnt really a pleasant read for anyone . it just leaves a bad impression on you. think about it.
And regarding your mention about "And please stop critizing the way I blog ;)", I am not a critic - i just dont prefer our school to be advertised in this manner. If you feel that criticisms are unwelcome, please feel free to delete these comments/disable all comments/moderate the comments.
I am in no way intending to insult you. You write well, and have good hold over your language - try doing something better in life. It wd make a huge difference.
I repeat, who art thou stranger?
ReplyDeleteAnd P.S: The Udyogamandal School you remember isnt the udyogamandal school you remember anymore! Though we wish it were...
This is scandalous. Am not too impressed by your "pompous" writing skills either. My dear friend, what you are doing here is not worth for a Udyogamandalite. Please stop maligning the name of the glorious school by constantly associating with your pathetic yellow blogging and your total lack of disrespect for every other human being around you (You need psychological help. You do realise that you are not living in Utopia, don't you?)
ReplyDeleteDude, you werent the one suffering under this puffed up woman!
ReplyDeleteNo such entity as Udyogamandal School, so sorry, no go.
If you dont like it, dont read it. Just STFU and dont visit this blog. This blog is a personal archive of my collections. Nobody is forcing you, or even asking you, to read it.
Oh, I do respect my fellow human beings. This is just my alter ego style of writing :P
Dont question journalistic freedoms ma'boy... Better not to say anything at all....
P.S: Yeah, I know its not Utopia, but thats my aim - to convert the world into a Utopia.
I repeat; you need psychological help. If you do not want others to read your blog and comment on it, don't bother blogging. Keep a personal diary and vent your frustrations in it. If you think you are being a hero, a rebel with a cause - you are grossly mistaken. You are living the qualms of a few illiterate and idolisers, who neither have the sense nor sensibility to understand or value that institution. You are just portraying yourself as a sore loser. Quit being a talker and be a doer. It is your incapability and insecurity that is making you write such ludicrous stuff. I hope a few years can cure your disease - It's called immaturity.
ReplyDeleteOh boy oh boy :) Now I can put a name to my "disease".
ReplyDeleteNow answer this : you expect a mentally harassed 16 year old to be "secure" and "mature"?
It doesnt take a genius to figure out that I'm most immature and insecure. Did I say that I was?
And in some cases, its better to talk than to do... (we did DO in the end...)
And I can maintain a blog, its in my federal rights. I can write and say whatever I want. Whether you want to read it or not is your decision....
P.S: I love criticism...
How about this young man - Taking full advantage of the freedom to express whatever I want (under some godforsaken act), a few prolific blogger friends of mine and I create a portal about your sister (if you have one) or your mother (I am sure you have one) and characterise them as 'you know who'. Would you shut your pompous gob and sit idle giving us the privilege of a few immature guys who have every right to abuse someone whom you care so dearly about - because Article 'x' in the constitution allows us to. There are things beyond written documents and contrived laws - they are called ethics. But as you proclaim yourself to be immature and are shamelessly hiding behind the shade of immaturity, I'd guess that you would not have. I pity you. If cheap publicity was what you were looking to attain through this frivilous and preposterous blog of yours, good luck!
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